Oct 30 2007

pumpkins are coming. take evasive action

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The pumkins have been gathering in and around large stores.  They are luring unsuspecting families to pumpkin patches.  Be careful,  they are everywhere in the US,  they are sneaky,  they disguise themselves as lamps and pies.  They can make a very squidgy mess of seeds and gooey stuff.  They haven’t yet taken a strong hold in England,  where parsnips are more prolific but it could happen.  Be careful.