scribbles tagged ‘today I am’

today I am a party

Saturday, December 31st, 2011 | tags: , , ,  |

At 3.30pm, I wandered into the deserted St. Ia bar.  The young bar staff who took my order for a cream tea asked:

“are you a party?”

yes please, thankyou

St Ia Bar


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today I am 48! for the first time EVAR

Monday, November 7th, 2011 | tags: , ,  |

And Tiger’s been treating me!

Tiger is a brightly burning star, in his life he has founded and managed successful businesses. He’s successfully sold some businesses and struggled tirelessly while one went bust. He’s been a millionaire, then lived on welfare. Tiger is always busy with something. This weekend Tiger arranged Oysters, Champaigne, London at night and an Alistair Crowley Tarot card reading to look at the spiritiual influences on the 48th year of my life:

  • Past: the Nine of Wands shows strength, determination and discipline
  • Now: the Hierophant represents the search for knowledge and illumination, the desire to study creed and dogma instead of simply accepting them, to research and achieve further development. It also stands for the deep fulfillment someone can find when really trusting their own beliefs.
  • Future:  The Eight of Cups tells us to abandon the past, leave the current situation, make up our minds most honestly and open our eyes to upcoming changes

Birthday Tarot Reading


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today I am Omar Sharif

Thursday, December 10th, 2009 | tags: ,  |

Approaching the 'Bent' Pyramid

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today I am a christmas cactus

Wednesday, November 25th, 2009 | tags: ,  |

Xmus Cactus

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today I am telekenetic

Sunday, October 25th, 2009 | tags:  |

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today I am missing

Friday, September 25th, 2009 | tags:  |

please address your comments to my ‘out of office’ message

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today I am judge judy

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009 | tags:  |

please address your comments concisely and stick to the facts, no hearsay

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today I am a mile of humps

Saturday, July 25th, 2009 | tags:  |

Humps for 1 milePlease adjust the speed of your comments appropriately.

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today I am a robin

Thursday, June 25th, 2009 | tags: ,  |

Reliant Robin

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today I am a bumbly bee

Sunday, May 24th, 2009 | tags: ,  |

Tea rose and bee

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today I am a bunny

Saturday, April 25th, 2009 | tags: , ,  |

Please drive carefully, use adequate protection and ensure  all comments are  12 rated.  

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SylvaC collection


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today I am an arachnid

Wednesday, March 25th, 2009 | tags: ,  |

Garden Spider

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today I am a mouse

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009 | tags: ,  |

Please address your comments and garments  appropriately.  

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