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(Warning:  anyone with aversions to bulleted lists should avert their eyes after the next sentence) 

The July 4th parade in the City formerly known as Bug is by far the most engaging, relaxed and inclusive I have ever experienced.  Inclusiveness includes:

• Buses to Baseball teams,
• Karate clubs to cheerleaders,
• Hairdressers to hospice staff, 
• Logs to dogs,
• Milk to mariachi bands,
• Moped formation riders to mexican restaurant football team,
• elected officials to racing cars,
• submarines to saxophones, and of course
• Tractors,  Tractors and more Tractors.

Some people even drive their tractors to the parade for a good view.  Everyone cheers and waves at everyone else. 

An all around love fest of everyday life. 

A ‘prince of quacks’ in Queen city.  Dr. Roy Pierce’s medical elixia appears to be an exemplar of ‘medical quackery’.  He created,  marketed and patented the ingredients of a range of ‘medical’ products.  There is a wonderful humour in the well-maintained barn-painted advertisement for this phenomena (medicine quack) of the wild-west.

twenty-first post in a Thursday series of snoops into experiences of taking tiffin with (black) tea in the NW USA.

Thursday Tiffin #21: secret garden (conkers)

recommended venue for an atmospheric, private, conversation with special friends or family over a good cup of tea and to stock up some sizable conkers.

1890’s Historically registered building.  For the US West coast that is REALLY OLD!  There are several huge old conker trees in the garden.  The ground is littered with conkers.  I rarely see conker trees in the puget sound region.  A habit left over from childhood, I placed a few big, heavy, symmetrical conkers in my pocket, just incase…  

Inside,  high quality retro décor, not kitsch or overdone.  White table-clothes and napkins.  Antique furniture that is not ‘distressed’.  The establishment blends beautifully American and English tea taking ceremonies with excellent food in a tasteful, timeless ambiance.  Let me say ‘excellent food’ once again.  Prices are neither cheap nor  exorbitant.  I had a large bowl of Coconut Chicken Lemon grass soup with a scone and a small pot of Darjeeling that came to about $10 including tax.

English

• clientele included men as well as women
• a jug of milk was offered before it was requested
• sugar-cubes in a bowl with tongs
• matching china crockery and pseudo-silver flatware
• soup served with an actual soup spoon

American

• The en-suite shop that sells quaint things, pink things and sparkly jewellery things
• A glass of iced water, regularly topped-up
• The scones (more like English rock cakes)
• wide choice of sugar substitutes in sachets on the table
• over 70 types of tea on a laminated plastic menu
• staff attentive and clearly amenable to customer requests not currently on the menu.  I overhead a customer asking for, and receiving,  iced tea.  In January. 

Those tiny imperfections that even an excellent establishment can have…they are trivial….

• small  (3 cups) stoneware (not china) pot with external tea leaf strainer, no extra pot of hot water provided.  I was offered a top-up for the existing pot with stewed leaves.  Yuck.
• multiple paintings of roses (all shades of red-pink) and FAKE flowers on tables
• 30 mins or more drive from Downtown Seattle into small-towns-ville. 
• it’s popular,  you should book in advance

1. Airway Heights is on a flat surrounded by higher ground.. ?!
2. Fairchild Airforce Base is on part of State Route 2 near airway heights labelled as ‘Rambo Road’, aspirational imagery or some form of joke?
3. Airway Heights Corrections Center (Prison) is sign-posted from Rambo, not Papillon, road.
4. No sign of Dan’s bottom in Reardan.
5. Tautological sign posting;  a road sign announced “scenic vista“. 
6. Northwest arts and culture museum attendant said “Miss, please do not put your stuffed toy on the cars“,  what a charmer, no messing with ‘Mam’, ‘Lady’ or ‘Oi! YOU”

There was quite a lot of giggling and some wincing on the roads around Spokane

Our Barcelonean correspondent is a bit miffed. Eyan writes:

Am translating the most tedious web page ever, which makes Madrid look as exciting as a wet weekend in Middlesborough without a DVD or laptop. It’s probably written by some pijo (read posh kid or Ivy leaguer) who has connections to the Partido Popular (read Tory or Republican party), not unikely to have connections with Opus Dei and is bound to be somebody’s cousin, niece, or nephew. Meritocracy is not the word for Spanish society. Most overused words - offer ( used 27 times as a verb and noun in about 2,000 words), enjoy, importante, (which is often translated into English as significant).

My guide also describes the main gay area, Chueca, without actually saying it is a gay area. It only refers to “subcultures” ( there are also a lot of trendy places nearby, but not actually really in Chueca). Gays offend Catholic fundamentalist sensibilities, along with poor people, socialists and immigrants.

While Eyan was tackling turgid sleep-inducing web-page prose,  I was tackling crossing the vast open plains of Spokane roads…  …how wide?

Spokane Falls at nightOriginally uploaded by :: Wendy ::.

It was really this pretty, all soft spray and coloured lights a gentle roar of water. Lots of smooching couples nearby being all squishily romantic. I was too shy to photograph them…

I asked the other guests at the Stoltz House.

Edmonton couple: for a vacation

Banff couple: we’ve just bought an apartment here

The couple from Edmonton continued with the story of their son’s recent wedding in the Ukraine.

Edmonton couple:  there are no fat people in the Ukraine; everyone has wonderful figures, even the old people.

We shared a complimentary bottle of red wine supplied by Phyllis,  the outstanding landlady of Stoltz House for that last 14yrs,  Phyllis is incomparable,  a pure diamond.  I learned that Banff is lacking for cultural entertainment in the summer and is within driving distance of the happening city of Spokane.  A pleasant drive.  I learned about ‘King Ralph’,  a radio and TV personality with a drinking problem that is currently the premier of Alberta, not the film starring John Goodman.  

I managed not to giggle at multiple uses of the word ‘a boooooot’. 

It was a tough challenge after two glasses of wine.  I sat in my corner,  nodded occassionaly and laughed at the genuinely funny stories. 

After 1 beer lists are the height of my organisation prowess.  After 2 beers I can reach the heady heights of a miss-typed stream of consciousness.  Tee hee, Jack Kerouac eat your heart out.  See if you can guess where, in this stream of consciousness, I finnish my second beer…..

10 things to contemplate doing around Spokane ((structure of this post was inspired by Jen’s ‘10 things’ series.))

1. Visit the site of the former World fair,  riverfront park.  Waterfalls,  gardens, funfair rides,  and a ‘falls sky ride’  oooOOOoooooo….   …I hope Flat Eric doesn’t suffer from vertigo!
2. Try-out some wines from the local wineries.  Can I taste the mining, or nuclear, pollution?  Does this give the wines a zesty ‘kill your taste-buds’ tang?  It’s got to be done!
3. Take a look at the outside of the Kaiser Aluminum plant,  one of those places where workers were exposed to Asbestos. It’s a business that is expanding in Spokane and supplies materials to build aeroplanes. 
4. Look at the architecture downtown.  The Davenport Hotel looks like it could be a fabulous turn of the century building that I can wander into without parting with cash.
5. Visit the Northwest museum of arts and culture,  that has a special exhibition on ‘cars and costume’,  an intriguing juxtaposition.
6. Visit the ‘Crosby’ center on the Gonzaga campus,  named after the local boy ‘Bing Crosby’.  Maybe take a photograph of Flat Eric in front of the statue of Bing.
7. find out about the subduing of the indigneous Spokane, Palouse, Coeur D’Alene tribes (visit the Steptoe battlefield),  check out some ancient petroglyphs.
8. walk, roller-blade or bike along the Spokane Centenai trail.
9. visit a couple of local ‘prairies’ and look for ‘little houses’ on them.  ‘Orchard prairie’ is by a town called ‘Country Homes’ with names like these they are just calling out for a visit….  They don’t have ‘prairies’ in Britain.  For me their novelty value hasn’t worn off and I grew-up watching the Ingle’s girls….
10. Visit Manito park.  Mainly to be in a pretty place designed to make people relax and be happy,  but also to get some local information on the Olmstead Brothers influence.  I’m an Olmstead brothers groupie.  Only since they are dead there’s no sex on the cards when being a groupie.  Sigh.  I’ve admired them since I was 20 when I first studied environmental psychology as an undergraduate.  The wikipedia entry on their achievements doesn’t adequately praise their work in the light of the predominant contemporary attitudes towards nature,  especially European attitudes.  You might get treated to a bit of my gushing over these guys in a later blog entry.  IF you are lucky.  You could get lucky.  I used to get paid,  yes PAID,  to discuss their work with people.  People?  well undegraduates,  I’m not sure if they count,  they’re so busy being hip and pre-mature and having sex and stuff even though they can say some insightful things in odd moments of lucidity during seminars,  mainly they’re just cute in a grungy kind of way,  or at least they were when I taught….  

If I do only two things in that list I’ll be a happy bouncy bunny.  Did you spot where the stream of consciousness krept in?  I bet you did,  you’re clever like that 

Over-prepared-two-beer-tiddly-Wendy

We went to see Seattle Mariners vs Baltimore Orioles at the Seattle Mariner’s ‘Safeco” stadium on Saturday evening.

The massive roof rolls closed to enable the games to continue in Seattle rain. Below, you can see it open in the early evening sunlight as the field is prepared for the game. Baseball games are a fabulous American ceremony.

Preparation of the field is like a dance involving

• Mascot: Seattle Mariners use a person dressed as a ‘Moose’?! in slapstick style interactive antics.
• Autographs: team members sign autographs at the edge of the field.
• Overhead screens: play media clips of ‘bloopers’, games, and provide statistics.
• Colours: Before the game starts the colours (National, State and Utility - e.g. firemen) are marched onto the field
• Field preparation: the sand is sprayed with water, this appears like a tightly choreographed dance. The ‘lines’ are placed on the ground. Again this appears very ritualised
• National Anthem: a guest sings the National anthem while the crowd stands.
• Food: people walk up and down the isles calling-out the food types they are vending (popcorn, candy-floss, beer, lemonade). You catch their attention and purchase directly from them without leaving your seat. Alternatively you can walk to a huge walkway that surrounds the back of the stands and is completely bordered by food/drinks vendors.

This game included one minute of silence prior to the National Anthem to remember the victims of Hurricane Katrina. Essentially a shared experience, news system and re-inforcement of morale values.

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Spent the day with friends at the Bumbershoot festival listening to music, playing in the International fountain, watching people shop and eat.

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Kayaking on Lake Union was wonderful. Watching Seaplanes land, intricate and varied houseboat designs, awash in thick sunshine. We hired (US = rented) Kayak’s from:

http://www.aguaverde.com/

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